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Tombstone Pile-driver

When giving your ho a standing 69 just before you cum pull out shoot her in the eye and tombstone the bitch straight to hell.

I was enjoying some sweet stand up 69 with Gill last night, got my nut off and then hit the best tombstone Pile-driver since Wrestlemania 13. Rest. In. Peace.

by Rob21920 January 08, 2018

iceberg pile-driver

The receiver floats in a briskly cool body of water. The nipples must be fully erect prior to this maneuver. Meanwhile, the penetrator begins to climb upon any platform at least three meters above the surface level of the water. A perfectly timed dismount from the elevated surface will result in a deep, powerful insertion.

With Rose's body lying in the Atlantic Ocean, Leonardo performs the ultimate iceberg pile-driver from the upper deck of the Titanic

by daddydev October 12, 2013

iowa pile driver

An act where you take a shit in someone else’s asshole.

Man I gotta take a shit! Bend over bitch I’m gonna give you an Iowa pile driver.

by TwiztedSnowman June 23, 2019

Junttan Pile Driver

To forcefully give someone your Primordial Radio EG1 code, giving them access to the best rock and metal radio station known to man. See tiny cc.com/starbrook

Battle Jacket : Hey man I’m sick of hearing adverts with my Metallica, what should I do.

Me: Imma hit you with the Junttan Pile Driver.....Pow!
Battle Jacket: Cheers dude this is the future of Rock and a Metal Radio! Would you like to marry my sister?

by Bo Squiddly October 22, 2019

Pulsating pile driver

An angry man tool also known as a penis.

He unleashed his angry ,horse like, Pulsating pile driver into her petit love box.

by Buck naked May 30, 2017

arkansas pile driver

When u put your girl in a handstand and then proceed to put your penis in her and spin around

Omg, I never tried that Arkansas pile driver but now I'm hooked

by Elijah a dumbass February 27, 2017

norwegian pile driver

sex position involving a woman jumping off a ladder and landing on her partners dick

i had to go to the hospital because i attempted the norwegian pile driver

by ZombieShogun October 10, 2009