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captain morgan

the nickname 4 some fat dude i know who likes 2 drink and look at porn and has no life

Captain Morgan, put down the bottle and get your dick outta your hands

by Guy_Who_Fucks_Hot_Girls August 11, 2004

captain morgan

when you give a girl a donkey punch and then stand on her in a captain morgan pose and cum on her

"so i heard Chris gave her a captain morgan?"
"o yeah he totally did"

by Michael *ocharla March 26, 2008

Captain Morgan

While on her period, a woman opens up the vagina lips and rides her partner's mouth to orgasm. To do a full Captain Morgan, she must also swipe the vagina lips vertically down her partner's chin to resemble the goatee beard. Then when done, she stands up and puts one foot on his chest, declaring conquer and emulating Captain Morgan.

She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.

He said he didn't mind that I was on my period and that he was dying to eat me out. So I Captain Morgan'd him and added a Baba Booey for good measure.

by WeezieCletusBBH May 03, 2009

Captain Morgan

When a lady is relaxing in a hot tub and strikes a Captain Morgan pose next to a jet.

I caught Anastasia in the hot tub striking a Captain Morgan pose

by Anasexy Beaver Bitchens September 24, 2017

Captain Morgan That Shit

When you do the Captain Morgan Stance at random times and in random places usually for pictures.

Kristin: Hey Bailey look an old wooden boat here by the Dredge in Sumpter, ID.
Bailey: I'm going to Captain Morgan That Shit!!!!

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! January 19, 2009

captain morgan pose

A popular pose by the Captain Morgan brand Spiced Rum. To do the " Capt. Morgan pose", place your right hand on your right hip; 2) place left hand on raised left knee; & 3) turn head, arch right eyebrow upward and laugh aloud. This pose mimics the pose on the rum bottle.

He placed his left knee on a rum barrel to copy the Captain Morgan pose.

by FoxxxyD February 25, 2016

Captain Morgan Stance

1. The stance a girl may use to help slide a tampon in more easily.

2. The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.

1. I use the Captain Morgan Stance to insert my tampon. How do you?

2. Man1: Why does that guy have his foot up on the keg? Man2: Hes doing the Captain Morgan Stance. Hes got the captain in him.

by Colonel Dougherty September 01, 2009