A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sexual reckoning. An evaluation based on sexual behavior.
We seemed to be quite compatible....until the fuckening occurred.
The single best way to describe the events of the year 2020
First coined by Bill Maher on his tv show Real Time With Bill Maher
Kid in the year 2050 “So what exactly was the year 2020 like?”
Guy who survived 2020 “oh man, we refer to that period as The Fuckening.” Aka the single worst year in the history of mankind”
Kid in the year 2020 “Damn that truly was The Fuckening”
Fuckening is the ritualized taking of someone's virginity to become a more powerful being. It is best done under the light of a full moon with spectators in dark robes.
Brad: Hey your looking fierce bro, whats up?
Ned: Julie and I took part in a fuckening last night I feel great!
Brad: HIGH-FIVE!
When the sex you're having ends with a disappointing twist
I engaged in sexual relations with a young dame when unfortunately it transpired to be a fuckening
A combination of the words "fuck or fuck'n" with "happening".
Example 1: Yo what's fuckening ova your way tonight?
Or
Example 2: What's fuckening with Trump being elected our President?!
When your day is going too good but you don’t trust it, and finally some shit goes does
Johnny’s birthday was going fine until the captain arrived ah there it is the fuckening
used by hessians as a space-filler in descriptive storytelling.
"So, fucken, I'm all gettin' ready to burn one in the back seat of mario's omega, and, fucken, all of a sudden the fuckin' cops fuckin' pull us over."