A fork of Rural Dictionary
the making of a judgment about the amount, number, or value of something; assessment. "the evaluation of each method"
we are going to do an evaluation of your mood today.
to judge or tell the truth
Melissa: "oh my gawd Stephanie is ugly" Clarissa: "oh my gawd are you dissin' my bestie?" Melissa: "oh my gawd no i'm just evaluating" Clarissa: "oh my gawd did you evaluate my bestie?"
The Cum evaluator is a member of the government ministry responsible for the collection and value of cum, the cum evaluator also holds the responsibility of maintaining the cum market.
Karen: I'm so sick of my cum evaluator giving my cum a 3 out of 10! Sharen: dw babe ill still slurp it Karen: sex? Sharen: only if you want herpes?
verb. To re-evaluate is a concious decision made by an individual, who has possibly hit rock bottom, to develop a plan in order to get their life back on track in an attempt to climb their way back up the social ladder.
Drew: What's up Joe? Joe: I just got kicked out of school because I never go to class and my marks suck, I'm flat broke because I can't keep a job, and my girlfriend just dumped me... fuck. Drew: You need to re-evaluate.
euphemism for kracked software or using someone else's software license.
I downloaded an unlimited evaluation of Maya from alt.binaries.mac.applications. Works great!
When a partner asks, "Was it good for you?" after intercourse. Like a course evaluation at the end of a class.
Guy 1: You didn't spend the night at her place? Guy 2: No, I froze on the intercourse evaluation, so she kicked me out.