A fork of Rural Dictionary
To describe the locals from the Portsmouth area, the lowest of the low
'Look at them fat goblins in the crop tops'
Is like a kingpin, he the boss, he doesn't do the dirty work he gets goons to do it.
A creature that re-emerges after long periods of hiberation. Invites long ignored acquaintances for social engagements mainly on the golf course. The reason for hiberation is uncertain. It is either due to being (happily) stuck under a large thumb for several years or due to having spent 18 months finishing a fucking road race of approximately 26 miles. Slow cunt. See 'RUFUS?'
Fuck me, look at that slow goblin cunt, he's 2 fucking miles behind the spastic with no fucking legs. 3 months from now when he reaches the finishing line, he'll be looking for a game of golf. The cunt.
1) An unruly child. 2) Any child that has not learned manners or ettiquette, especially a newborn baby.
"Did you hear that my sister popped a goblin?" "Really? Now there's going to be a goblin running around her house! Ha ha! You are an uncle!"