A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are having sex with a girl doggy style and promptly punch her anus with a ring pop whilst still having sex.
"Yea I really caught my girlfriend by surprise last night after the movies. I hit her with a green lantern and she had no idea what to do" aka The Green Lantern
When you take a beer enema and then shoot it into a girls mouth.
Tera: Can you give me a Green Lantern. Captain Scarn: I would love to.
1.That random kid in your dorm who claims to have done ridiculously impossible super hero esque things in order to impress a girl. 2.He is the creepy little green super hero who no one really wants around.
Green Lantern: There was this one time where a guy pulled a gun on me when i was on the job as an EMT. NO JOKE! Girl: Really? Green Lantern: He shot at me and i dodged the bullet; Then i was able to restrain him with my awesome strength and stabilize all the bus accident victims until the ambulance came. Bystander: The green lantern strikes again!
Member of the Justice League of America who resembles a member of TOTSE.COM that likes to dress up as a female in tight leather pants and a green bra.
An example of this character is known to wear a green ring around their ring finger while shoving it up their ass.
The name of my friend Justin's green water bong.
Hey, go grab the green lantern.
When you flick a giant booger on someones car headlights.
James: "Danya said you were late today." Derek: "He's a chump, I gave him the green lantern anyway!" James: "Hahahahaha!" Derek: "Bwahahahaa!"