A fork of Rural Dictionary
The name for a dickhead, who thinks they're enforcement for a certain shop or area. "The Law" is used as a Title.
That guy, who works in Poundland stocking shelves, The Law is a right dickhead. Kicked me and my mates out for talking too loud at lunch.
When your in-laws come to stay for a weekend but stay significantly longer.
John: Holy crap dude, you look like you are in misery. Is everything ok? Jim: I am so in-lawed, my wife's parents came to stay for a weekend 3 weeks ago, and still haven't left. I may never have the crapper to myself again, let alone watch what I want to on my TV. Misery is right.
How societies define what is acceptable and unacceptable conduct.
You, sir, have committed an act that our society disapproves of. You have broken the law and will pay, sir!
When a married man visits his wife’s family and it feels like prison during the visit
Marcus: so I went to see my in laws with my wife Harold: oh how was it? Marcus: I never wanna go back
Name for a penis. Used solely for the purpose of being able to say that one is about to "lay down The Law" instead of "have sex". Accredited to Patrick of the Ace Deuce in 2008.
Hey man what did you do last night? Well, I laid down The Law with some chick...if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*
A rule or point of view which is non negotiable. A policy which is not up for discussion. word,straight up,truth,policy,fact
Q: Dude, can I borrow your car? A: No Q: Why not bro? A: That's the law!