Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

cock munger

a male or female that craves cock in any hole of their body.

hey grandpa come and watch this porno,this bitch is a cock munger!

by trezzin September 25, 2006

munger jumping

One person digs up a corpse and a second places their mouth on the corpse’s genitals. The first person then stands on top of the gravestone and jumps down onto the stomach of the corpse forcing the contents in the corpse’s stomach to exit through the genitals and into the mouth of the second person.

I don't mind jumping on the the dead as long as you're down there giving them head....i'm munger jumping.

by RaMDaY December 18, 2006

Munger (plunger)

This is where one takes a plunger, or a "Munger" after completing the act munging. This is used to retrieve all of the mung after a nice, swift stomp onto your mung victim. Your partner will then preceed to exume all the excess mung with the "munger" from the rotten vagina.

1. Hey Steve, pass me that munger (plunger), im still pretty hungry.

2. Brad, do u mind applying the munger tonight, my back is sore from doing it for hours last night on your grandma.

3. I had to buy a new munger last night because mine shattered from intense munging. I was being greedy.

by John and Kyle May 17, 2006

Munger Line

The Munger Line is the price level at which a stock is 30% below where you bought on the basis that Charlie Munger bought it.

BABA's 'bout to hit the Munger Line of $140. Fucking Munger.

by bethp October 01, 2021

Master munger

A being that has transcended Satan in how sick they are. To obtain this unholy title one must commit the act of munging countless times to the point that however hard they try to wash away their sins the stench of mung will not leave their face.

“have you seen Lara and Willow recently?”
“Nah”
“Well they have become master mungers

by Gooch haircut August 28, 2020

Cock Munger

Someone that longs for cock (penis). The cock munger can be either male or female.

Damn he/she is a fucking cock munger.

by Raven January 24, 2004

doodoo munger

One who poops and then stuffs it up there rectal cavity and poops it out again

god stop being a doodoo munger

by johnston hughs April 20, 2006