Country Dictionary

(v) to be in a state of embarrassment for yourself or someone else

1. "did you see the state of amanda last night?!" "yeah, i was pure showed for the girl" 2. "omg, tripped over in front of my whole lecture theatre this morning..i'm showed for myself" cringing embarrassed shamed

totally ridiculous. disaster. not reliable.

"hey i just bought a car from that used car lot..." "aww man, that used car lot is a show!" or "you're a show" (you are being ridiculous."

term given to when one women plays with her vagina enough to give the viewer the pleasure of an erection. sometimes the show is wet, sometimes the show is moist, and sometimes its just downright dirty.

Cathy couldn't wait to take Bob to The Show.

What all the "hip" scene kids / sceneters call concerts. A scene kid would never ever call a concert a show. They would loose a lot of scene points. They'd probably go cut themselves and be emo or something.

Hey, are you going to the Thermals show tonight?! or My mommy won't drive me to the show and I have no car slash money!

The Show is an age old performance. It has been performed by many talented gladiators over the years. The first occurrence of the show was in a blue Nissan Quest minivan, when a young boy, confused by one of his body's natural reactions, decided to make his member dance. Every time this boy would have this reaction, he would scream "SHOW", and reveal his pantsfull. Many would try to to mimic this incredibly mesmerizing performance, but non would succeed. Only the original show master would be successful. Only his bonerific talents will bring crowds to watch the show.

"Yesterday in the car this guy did the nastiest thing ever!" "No way, what did he do?" "He whipped it out, started screaming 'It's The Show!', and flexed his penis all over the place!"

a Chinese internet slang equivalent to “收收味” meaning literally "stop emitting your odor", used to criticize people who's being overly dramatic in one's actions or speech in the public/online. You can use "show show way/收收味" to ask those people to behave more appropriately.

-If only I could become Miss Diana's pet puppy... -Show show way!

past tense of show

"He showed her how to hook up the stereo" Guy 1: Can i see a photo of your hot friend Guy 2: I already showed her picture to you