Country Dictionary

Lame, retarded, broken, below functioning level, funny-looking, weird. Also, when something is not going well. Originating from Sarah Palin's down syndrome baby.

"Look at this grape, it's so trigged." "I'm not going to ride your trigged bike." "That handicapped giraffe looks trigged." "My life is so trigged right now."

someone or something that is mentally handicapped, riddled with learning disabilities, or retarded

I have to deal with this woman at work that is so trigged, she can't even turn on her computer without needing help.

Scots: a farmer's plow, particularly a horse-drawn plow.

"...and wi' many an Angus famer's trig I've plood the bonny 'arth." - "Tramps and Hawkers," The Dubliners Definitive Transatlantic Collection

See Penis

Any sexual act that you can't describe.

"I'm going to trig you so hard tonight." "I know what you mean, Emily and I were trigging so hard last night that she broke her left hand."

When you stick your fingers down your throat in order to throw up. This term is often related to drinking excessively at a party or social gathering.

I feel sick man, I'm going to pull trig in that bush.

The most horrifying substitude teacher ever. She has maroon sharpied-on eyebrows that everyone hates. She says eh! when she wants to get someones attention. She feasts on her students fear.

Yesterday, I saw Mrs. Trig walk out of the ladies bathroom with a maroon colored sharpie in her hand.