A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used in place of explicative words instead of words like "fuck" or "shit".
Man: "Awww Bumple Trumples! I cut my mouth on a potato chip again!"
Woman: "Fat ass."
the psychic residue from watching or reading the news
the dirty feeling one gets from from placing one's attention on politics
the tangy and fetid mixture of demagoguery and American politics
Trumple butter - smooth or chunky, it's no bueno
"quick, its jonnys dad, trumple thumpit!!"
When Donald Trump is fucking your ass and he pulls out and starts to fuck your pussy, the resulting tan substance is what Donald Trump styles his hair with. (similar to truffle butter)
Joe: Hey, did get a hold of some trumple butter when you were fucking Donald Trump last week?
Dacks: Nah, he puts it directly in his hair...