A fork of Rural Dictionary
To constantly complain or whine about your pitiful life on twitter which is really not anyone's business. Formed by combining the words "Tweet" and "Whine".
KC: Why are you not on twitter mate.
Ben: Because ninety percent of the tweets i see are just useless twines.
Larry: The world would sure be a better place of people twined less and tweeted more.
The rather obvious portmanteau "shining" + Twitter. To communicate directly via the brain's electrical impulses through Twitter. Reference:
Brain-Twitter project offers hope to paralyzed .
Hold on, somebody's twining me.
bro-speak for playing lacrosse.
today i was chillin with my bros when i grabbed my twig and was like “yo ten bucks i can snipe top ched” i hit a little pipe city and the ball flew into my really hot neighbors yard. i went to get it and say i was sorry to my neighbor. i fucked her then went back to ripping twine with my bros. MLIB.
A string-like cord of shit that trails after the larger logs have fallen out; is occasionally associated with the likes of diahrrea and occurs most often when diahrrea is present.
"I was taking a massive shit earlier, and I couldn't stand up because of this big anus twine that kept attaching to my poo."