Country Dictionary

a word used when playing soccer or football. means to skill up and humiliate opposing players.

Ronaldinho twined up the whole team

to complain, moan and whinge about something

'stop your twining you miserable git'

pussy; twat; vagina.

a twine-seeking missile.

the act of which twins dress and look the same on the same day.

Brittany and Brandice entered the room looking the exact same.
Kim: omg they're twining today!
Class:LOL
Finney: lol you should put that on urbandictionary!
Kim: lol i should!

A peice of string which is often used to tie small packages, or to be used for other purposes such as...um...er...other really cool things.

I tied a peice of twine around my kebab so if i were to drop the food source then it could be easily retrived.

A set of identical siblings who happen to look alike.

* Ian impregnates his new lover on the beach as they whale watch. They will now give birth to twines any second. *

A con wherein the con artist gets a cashier to give the twiner more money than s/he gave the cashier plus their shopping for free. Here is an example of how the con might go:

1. Twiner buys a 60p packet of chewing gum with a £20 note.
2. After receiving £19.40 change, twiner 'remembers' he has a £1 coin in his pocket.
3. Twiner gives cashier 5 X £1 coins and asks for a £5 note in return.
4. Twiner distracts cashier with small talk and slips £5 into his pocket.
5. After the cashier has been engaged in enough small talk to make them forget about step #3, twiner gives the cashier a £5 and a £10 note and says, "Actually, you might as well just give me the £20 back."
6. If the twiner is good and the cashier forgetful, the cashier will give the twiner a £20.
7. Twiner now has £25 and a pack of gum from £20.

Chad has to get Nathan to do his shopping cos he's been banned from all the local shops for twining.