A fork of Rural Dictionary
A gonzo volta is the point in a porn video in which the camera pans back from a couple having ordinary woman-on-top sex to show that the woman is actually also being anally penetrated by another man. If the woman is initially on the bottom and it is the second man, this time beneath her, exposed by the pan, this would be a reverse gonzo volta or missionary gonzo volta.
I downloaded what I thought would be a romantic video to watch with my girlfriend, but she was turned off after the gonzo volta.
1. My favorite band.
2. See 'original,' 'visionary,' or 'undefinable.'
I am going to see The Mars Volta on April 17 in Indianapolis, Indiana. Even though they will probably be booed by all the moronic yuppie MTV clones in attendance, I am sure that their show will be mindblowing...
Best generic definition is nu-prog, which doesn't do them justice at all. Completely original and imaginative and unlike any of the crap pumped into the mainstream through MTV. Their two albums are about the death of the friend. Deloused in the Comatorium features the mystical journey of protagonist Cerpin Text. Their second album is in essence one track divided into suites, again about the death of their friend. Their lyrics are obscure and non-sensical yet deeply moving. Cedric Bixlar and Omar Rodriguez were previosuly members of At the Drive In. Other members are Flea and John Frusciante of Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
"Oh crap, i just came"
"just like that?"
"well i was listening to Mars Volta"
"what those two white guys with fros?"
"yeah, fuckin' aye"
Great band, great lyrics, great music. Great. Lyrics werent written by cedric but by omar
The mars volta > you
The gnarliest band to hit the music scene since 'at the drive in.' The mars volta consist of two amazing men "cedric Bixler zavala" - Vocals and "Omar Alfredo Rodriguez Lopez" - Guitar. There is a slue of other random band members that fill in the rest of the music but Cedric and Omar are the main gnarlers. Although they are considered "un-tasteful" They still kick ass and open a new genre of music. Just try to play some of the mars volta on guitar or to grow hair like theirs. The mars volta , despite what critics say, are the most talented and original band at this time.
Dude 1:Have you heard any of the mars voltas songs?
Dude 2: Yeah only when i dream.
a code name for sex for Tom and Angela
Hey Tom, let's go and listen to "the Mars Volta"....RIGHT NOW
Dull, overwrought, pretentious crap. An incredibly overrated "prog" band, its just noise that useless teenages praise as experimental genius.
"The general Mars Volta strategy is to inundate us with so much horrible noise that anything with half a tune stands out as pure glory"