Country Dictionary

Supermarket of obscene size, with greeters having a permanent cheesy smile.

My emo girlfriend is a greeter at Walmart

a corporation soon to rule the world with the help of McDonalds.

A) Hey wanna go to Walmart?

B) I would teabag walmart if they sold nuts big enough to do it!

A) I hear they're rolling back prices.

1. the funnest place on earth
2. a place to go to beat your children

I love to go to Walmart and watch single mothers beat their children.

1. Hell
2. A bad place to work
3. A bad place to shop
4. See number 1

i went to walmart last night... and i got third degree burns... and i think i saw Satan... he was yellow.. and had a big fucking smile on his face....He was going around slashing prices... SLASHING!!!

A fucking chainstore that's taking over every business.

1st Guy: Hey! What happened to the Kmart that used to be right there?

2nd Guy: They turned it into a walmart.

01. a redneck paradise.
02. a redneck wedding chapel
03. a redneck birthing grounds
04. where red necks hold birthday parties
05. where rednecks meet others to have a ho down

billy bob went to walmart to marry his sister sally may

a corparation that uses its buying power to bully smaller stores out of existance. also hires illegal immigrants to clean their stores.

walmart is ghey