Country Dictionary

a corporation soon to rule the world with the help of McDonalds.

A) Hey wanna go to Walmart?

B) I would teabag walmart if they sold nuts big enough to do it!

A) I hear they're rolling back prices.

1. the funnest place on earth
2. a place to go to beat your children

I love to go to Walmart and watch single mothers beat their children.

1. Hell
2. A bad place to work
3. A bad place to shop
4. See number 1

i went to walmart last night... and i got third degree burns... and i think i saw Satan... he was yellow.. and had a big fucking smile on his face....He was going around slashing prices... SLASHING!!!

A fucking chainstore that's taking over every business.

1st Guy: Hey! What happened to the Kmart that used to be right there?

2nd Guy: They turned it into a walmart.

01. a redneck paradise.
02. a redneck wedding chapel
03. a redneck birthing grounds
04. where red necks hold birthday parties
05. where rednecks meet others to have a ho down

billy bob went to walmart to marry his sister sally may

a corparation that uses its buying power to bully smaller stores out of existance. also hires illegal immigrants to clean their stores.

walmart is ghey

1. The source of all evil
2. The reason our economy will never be the same again

Friend: Hey wanna go to walmart?
You: That's the reason my father lost his job and we're so poor, go kill yourself