A fork of Rural Dictionary
One day I was walking in my apartment with new cute socks on. I didn't see there was a water bucket right in front of me, I was daydreaming about my new socks when all of a sudden... I stepped in the bucket and fell! My socks were now wet and I was so upset! I absolutely HATE the feeling of a wet sock and wanted to use my new sock so bad. I thought I would grab a Hair Dryer to dry my sock, but I realized I didn't have a Hair Dryer!!! I was so upset that I just thought of one solution... I grabbed a pan and put it in the oven, then I grabbed my wet sock and put it in the pan. After a while, I saw that my sock was looking weird... I turned off the oven and grabbed my sock and my sock WAS CRUSTY and still wet... Moral of the story, don't step in a bucket full of water with socks on.
Isabella: Omg did you see Bia's Wet Crusty Sock? Neya: Yeah I can't believe she has a Wet Crusty Sock..
The term and/or phrase to get your socks wet means to partake in sexual actions for the first time of that day referring to when you step in water for the first time and your socks are wet for the rest of the day after that therefore you can only get your socks wet once a day. The wetter the socks, the better the sexual encounter was.
man one- Hey homie did you get your socks wet? man two Dude. Soaked.
When a vigorous round of anal results in your partner being prolapsed and you blow your load on it
Jim thought giving Mary Satan's Wet Sock would be the end of the date, but was surprised when she wanted more
A phrase implemented in the vocabulary of the mother of a popular YouTuber, @Danno Cal Drawings. The phrase is an alternative way of saying "sopping wet" to describe something that is extremely wet.
P1:The grass is socking wet! P2:Socking...? Do you mean sopping wet? P1:Do not question your mother.
Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.
"Your dog peed on your shoes again." "Well, that wets my socks."
When you remove your used condom, save it, and reinsert it when the girl is on her period. From there you proceed to throw it against the wall so it sticks.
My favorite move in bed is the Wyoming Wet Sock.
A phrase coined by comedian C.A. Kanooble describing someone who is uncomfortable to be around or annoying. How do you feel when you step in something wet in a sock? exactly.
Gerald is not invited to the show, all he offers is wet sock energy and im trying to have a good time.