A fork of Rural Dictionary
To have an excessive amount of ash left on a cigarette without tapping the ash off.
Man look at that wilf! It's right down to the filter.
A common term from the North East of England. A wilf can be referred to when somebody gets something worng or embarrases themself.
How did you manage that...you wilf!, what did you do that for...you wilf!
Widow I'd Like to Fuck. A recently widowed man or woman who is so hot you find yourself thinking, "Man, that is a widow I'd like to fuck."
At the funeral of a childhood friend while his wife is hanging on to you, crying with a broken heart's desperation with mad gesticulation and gyrations, all you can think is, "I hope I don't sport wood because this is a WILF."