A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one makes themselves throw up whilst under the influence of Alcohol, before he or she is forced to via nausea. This prevents a "blackout" from happening.
Person 1: Shit man I just drank so much and we aren't even at the party yet.
Person 2: Just go tactical yarf real quick so you don't die tonight.
1. A piece of food that is yarfed up (vomited up violently and vocally) and still discernible in its identity.
2. A perfectly reasonable substitute for "asshole" or "wuss."
1. "Y'know... that yarf nugget kind of looks like my chicken satay. For the last time, stop stealing my food outta the fridge!"
2. "Quit being a fuckin' yarf nugget and get me the sledgehammer. Did you want cow for dinner or what?"
“Look at that Yarf looking ass cat. It’s eyes are on the side of it’s head and it can’t stop drooling.”
yarfing back at ur dog when it barks at you to raise your social status and show your dog that you're superior. doesn't just have to be used for dogs. can be used for anyone.