A fork of Rural Dictionary
Derivative of yup, usually said rather quickly.
"Hey, you goin' to the mall?"
"Yarp!"
The infinitive form of "yerp", used to express an emotion not definable within the english language, a cross between an affirmative "yes" and a confident flex of "yaaaaaaaa". The only acceptable response to someone saying yarp is a confident response of "yarp."
Guy 1: "Bro we boutta flex on this midterm rn"
Guy 2: "yaaaaarp"
Guy 1: "yarp."
When you find something quite humorous or are feeling quite excited.
bob: Hey dude why did the chicken cross the road?
billy: Why!?
bob: To get to the other side!!
billy: YARP YARP YARP YARP YARP YARP YARP YARP YARP YARP YARP YARP YARP
When you yawn and burp at the same time.
A yarp comes in 3 stages, usually the yawn comes first, then you burp 3/4 ways in, you then finish the yawn.
Person 1: (Makes a Yawing/burping sound or a yarp)
Person 2: Dude did you just yarp?
Person 1: Did I? I hardly heard it....
A term used frequently as a lazy response to a conversation, making the speaker sound like an embarrassing caricature of a redneck hillbilly. Used most often by smelly single mothers who think that uttering the word will make the listener believe she is listening, when in fact she is obsessing over how to successfully kidnap her next victim (for her sadistic rituals and to begin building a shrine around him).
"Yarp, I remember when me and my Daddy-Brother first caught our first gator, boy did we celebrate in style that night, yarp!"
or
"RUN STEVE RUN, JO JUST SAID YARP!!!!"