A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A pun with the word pair.
2. The culmination of the old adage; a pickle and a bead make a pear.
The orgins of the pear are unknown. The earliest know usage was in the 8th century in England where a naturalist by the name of Eli Gregory noted the curious behavior of a bear and a pickle.
Gregory, E 888 AD " There I was on a nob hill watching a bear eat a pickle, I was fascinated by the veracity and fervor the bear displayed while consuming the pickle. Moments later I witnessed, to my surprise, the bear shat out a fully mature pear. My eyes widened as I noticed the pear was completely clean and free of scat. Leaf and stem were intact. I though to myself a pickle and a bear make a pear. As I proceeded to say this aloud a passerby asked me what I was murmuring. To which I replied a pickle and a bear make a pear."
It is used in place of two peas from the same pod and torn from the same cloth when two things are more unlike eachother but create a perfect pair together.
Hey have you seen those two together?
Yeah , I don't understand how that is, they are two completely different people.
Well you know what they say, a pickle n a bear make a pear.
Acronym for Personal Experience and Amateur Research. Used to express an opinion/idea/information, but let people know it shouldn't be taken as gospel and they should do their own research.
In my PEAR opinion, _____is the best brand for bright hair colours cause it doesn't fade as fast.
1. Pear (n.) A fruit in the Rosaceae family. Native in Asia and Central Europe.
2. Pear (adj.) A young lady who's bottom and hips are large, plump, and shapely, with the exception of small breasts.
1. That pear tasted very sweet, just like i like it.
2. Jeez man, Mariah is such a pair, I can't stop staring at her gorgeous butt!