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research

To become an expert on something after having done a Google search and 10 minutes reading on the internet.

Doctor, I have eczema. I've done some research and I'm sure it's from heavy metal poisoning from the mercury in my filings.

by mizanthrop September 13, 2014

research

To enter search phrases into google until you find information that reinforces your preconcieved prejudice.

Do your research, and you might wake up to the fact that reptilian humanoids are manufacturing genetically modified vaccines in their FEMA death camps and injecting aborted human fetus tissue in Pumpkin Spice lattes so the toxins make your brains mushier and easy to slurp through a straw.

by Mizta Mizta April 17, 2015

research

Definition 1: Excessive and tedious study used so that students with little more than hot air between their ears can keep up with the smarter ones. It's pretty much an excuse to reword someone else's work using a bibliography. Definition 2: An uncommon slang term for masturbation. Often said in a "sarcastic" way.

Def 1: Man, the mental kid has a better grade than me! He must do a lot of research! Def 2: Guy 1: Hey man, can I come over after school? Guy 2: Naw, call me 30 minutes after. My parents aren't home, so I'm gonna do some... research... Guy 1: Research? Guy 2: Uhh... yeah! 30 minutes later: Guy 1: How'd your research go? Guy 2: It started out slow, but I found a ton of information. It got a bit messy, so I jumped out at the last second and forgot to cite my sources! Or: Man, the mental kid has a better grade than me! He must do a lot of research!

by sp0rk December 23, 2004

research

a fancy word for finding answers online

Hey did you do some research on that essay? Ya man, I found a website with all the essay topics!

by skippyloverboy April 10, 2012

research

plagiarizing from MANY different sources

I did my research by plagiarizing.

by kwang June 06, 2003

research

speculation; what the emergent tree shrews of the blogosphere do as they push aside the source-checking, story-verifying, reality-worshipping dinosaurs of the mainstream media.

Recent research indicates that Barack Obama's ties to Al Qaeda have been corroborated. (Stephen Colbert)

by Shuzuluza December 30, 2007

research

A common excuse for the usage of kieranic images.

When Kieran was caught setting a trap for young players he claimed that he was doing 'research'. Slevboy: What are you doing? Kieran: Setting up a trap for young players for 'research' purposes. Slevboy: I wouldn't do that or I shall be forced to sewell slap you!

by Slevboy March 26, 2004