Country Dictionary

A big black uncivilised person, typically named Ta Grrr.

Jy you bongo

Your mom

I like bongos

Slang for a woman's boobies lawl

Look at those bongos!

basically means a man of overwhelming confidence, who people aspire to be like

When i grow up i wanna be like Bongo

only reggae night club in middlesbrough

im goin to club bongo international

A ginger so called bricklayer who rapes hoddys and smells like a meat pie and is so ugly he could make an onion cry 😢

"Can you smell steak and kidney mixed with hoddy smeg?" " Yes I can I think Ali Bongo the hoddy rapist has just turn up " "oh yes he has fuck me he's one fugly munter "

An incredibly large sum of money—i.e. the whole enchilada, all nine yards, the whole ball of wax. Typically used within, but not limited to, the context of the music industry.

Brad: Yo, Chad. Did you hear about Thad's deal with UMG?

Chad: Yeah man. Dude's chasin' The Big Bongo.
Brad: I just hope he doesn't bungle that Bongo.

Chad: Yeah, I've met a few Bongo Bunglers over the years.