A fork of Rural Dictionary
a phrase of distress when you get hurt or frustrated.
*stubs toe* "owwww, fudge me with a rake"
A four-legged rake is a dog that insists on rolling in fresh-cut grass or piles of dead leaves, just for the sheer joy of carrying them into the house with him. Once, the leaves are on your floor or furniture, they become yard dandruff.
My Chihuahua is a four-legged rake. He just brought in half the lawn.
Rake Yohn is the guy with crazy hair who gets his Salad tossed.
Beginning of CKY4 when he gets his butt licked.
Exposing those lying bitches
(Cautiously eradicating people who speak heresies about true facts)
Bro, you still talk to Skye? ! You gotta rake your garden!
the most common retort used by musicianforum members, AKA MXicans when someone posts about.. well, pretty much anything.
this retort was originated from a thread made by blockhead whose dad called him a jew and he hit his dad with a rake.
person: so yesterday i spilled this cup of coffee and my manager fired me
MXican: hit him with a rake LOLOL
When someone uses a common dinner fork to pick pubic lice (Crabs) out of their partners pubic hair.
Phil: Hey can you rake my garden for me?
Cal: No but heres a fork you can do it yourself