A fork of Rural Dictionary
when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free
Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.
When you've got a rumbling tummy and are sitting on the toilet and feel the urge to blow chunks - effectively ejecting on both ends. Phrase typically associated with the physical reenactment during conversation
*definition relates to hand gestures during conversation* “Yeah man, last night was rough. I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden had to puke- losing it on both ends” “Oh man, that’s tough. Basically you were just walking like an Egyptian?” “Exactly… tough night”
A bait and switch, by tricking a person into believing you are going to complete one action to them, and then subsequently ignoring that action and completing another that is completely absurd and/or unrelated.
Her pretending to pull me into a broom closet but then actually sending me to an ancient stairwell was a complete Egyptian Hallway.
Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around
Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right Guy 2: That's really fucked up
When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad
I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB
when a girl is getting dogged from behind by one guy, giving head to another guy, while jerking off the third guy. Simultaneously, the three guys are high-fiving all using both of their hands, forming an egyptian pyramid around the girl.
Yeah me and my two boys last night gave that bitch an egyptian pyramid.
Like doggie style only you use the nearest sheet or pillow case to cover your partner's head so you don't have to look at them.
I brought this girl home from the bar last night and realized I was a little more drunk than I thought, because when I started to sober up I had to do her Egyptian doggie style and throw the sheet over her head.