A fork of Rural Dictionary
To wrap yourself in a ball to hide your boner. Very useful strategy in certain scenarios
Jake: how did you hide ur boner from Kim? She’s hot af
Thomas: dude I koalaed
The act of sleeping with one person on their back whilst the other rests their head on the shoulder with the leg hooked over
Guy 1: How did you sleep last night?
Guy 2: So well! She was a great person to koala with
Alternative to caller. A koala is a person hanging on a call.
As in .. One moment please Koala...
Acronym for "Kind of a loose asshole"
Unisex term for someone who frequently lets people in through the out-door.
Alternatively, can be used to describe notoriously big poopers.
She takes it from behind without lube because she's got a Koala.
A physically attractive girl who has no control over her emotions and becomes easily attached. A koala latches on, sucking the life out of the man she has latched to, and eventually leaves them out to dry in the dirt.
I don't know if I want to be talking to Natalia, I heard she's a koala.
Someone is cute but stupid, or just stupid.
Justin is such a koala. (No offense to people who has this name)