A fork of Rural Dictionary
Biggest nonce about, might as well call him John Geoghan
Oli Greene gave Ruby Spooner fanny flutters
Oli G is a literal chad, human god. He is the sole reason humanity still has its will to exist.
Person #1: "woah bro, I was about to kill myself, but then I remembered Oli G and I decided against it"
Person #2: "Same dude!"
A strong and enormous man, some may say "All-might".
Guy 1: Are you an oly?
Guy 2: No u
Oly is a smart guy and usually quite sensible. In a relationship he will do anything to please his partner including things like body worshipping. He believes in many things strongly such as communism and basic human decency. If you know an oly consider yourself in for a treat, especially if you are dating him. He is so handsome, like extremely handsome. He is also very respectful of the people around him. He is also the best thing that will ever happen to you.
You're boyfriend will never compare to oly
Someone who feels like cold summer mornings when nothing has spoilt the day yet, someone understanding and invested in being understanding, oly is also respectful beyond bounds. Words of affection are common, but its rather the small things that shows they care alot, like remembering favorite songs or making the effort to make a small bracelet. Well rounded on all subjects, as if they were an old library with hidden knowledge, they dont flaunt it though. Theyre considerate above all else
“You made me my favorite food! Youre such an oly”