A fork of Rural Dictionary
Small town in Wisconsin, population 2653 (including the cows). Full of nothing but strung out potheads, stuck-up preps, and people who will never leave. Rumors spread like wildfire, and probably exceed the population. Not much to do, and nothing much to look forward to.
"I'm so sick of this small town drama" "Well... you do live in Spooner" "I want to go to a good college!!" "Dude, you're not going anywhere living here."
A person who eats everything with a spoon.
My Friend Alicea is a spooner she eats ice cream cones with a spoon 🤢🤢.
When you are at a party and you see someone hooking up, but one person doesnt know what they are doing and it looks as if they are eating the other persons face.
Girl "Hey look at them!" Guy "Whoa, that girl doesn't know what she's doing!" Girl & Guy "Way to pull a Spooner!"
One who was brought up with a silver spoon in their mouth. An individual who was on the receiving end of free post-secondary education courtesy of Mummy and Daddy. A spooner is often heard spouting philosophical nonsense such as "Age is just a number and it's all in your head" and "It is what is, chief."
That young, professional engineer who views his paycheck as an entitlement sure is a gosh-damned spooner.
A super fan of the character Silver Spoon from Inanimate Insanity Invitational.
Man, I love Silver Spoon so much , I'm such a spooner
When someone absolutely bottles an easy opportunity in football
SPOONERRRRRRRR
A spooner is a hairstyle for men (and occasionally women) in which the hair is typically arranged in a manner that attempts to be fashionable but misses the mark ever so slightly. The results of which are often laughable.
Fuck, check out Harry's spooner! That shit should be outlawed.