A fork of Rural Dictionary
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THIS ISN'T A SCAM
If I was going to scam you all you'd think it do something less destructive to my own character. You think?
Hym "If I was going to scam you I would have pretend to be a prophet. Resell the bible. Resell Nietzsche and Jung's work. It'd be easy. There's clearly a market for it.
It isn't a scam. They've all agreed to lie and say that it's a scam to stop me from forcing someone to address the surveillance.
Hym "It's not a scam. It's their desperate attempt a liability mitigation. I'm not letting it go celebrities. Stop calling it a scam you lying piece of shit."
You're ommitting the stolen copyright A.I. part.
Hym "Who's the victim of the scam?" Zealot "Uh... Erm... Uuuhh... The guy?" Hym "The guy what? What guy?" Zealot "The guy who..." Hym "Who did what?" Zealot "The guy who is getting scammed..." Hym "The guy who stole the A.I.? " Zealot "Well..." Hym "Who'd he steal it from?" Zealot "Well uuuuh...." Hym "Did he steal it from they guy who said your God is evil? And your champion is a charlatan? Is that why you're callingnl it a scam?"
Young men who just got back to Nigeria from overseas (mostly during Christmas), who often use the phrase "I Just Got Back". They initiate romantic engagements with local women from September onwards, employing gestures like frequent communication, feigned affection, financial support, and promises of commitment, including the allure of potential international relocation. Regrettably, the ulterior motive appears to be a calculated effort to secure these women as decent sexual partners for the duration of their stay in Nigeria. Upon their departure, a distinct pattern emerges—some abruptly sever ties, while others gradually withdraw to avoid suspicion. This cycle may repeat itself the following year.
Girl 1: He seemed genuinely interested and even brought up the idea of marriage at one point. I'm baffled as to what went wrong that he suddenly stopped communicating after returning. Girl 2: Relax, my friend. You simply fell prey to the IJGB Scam.
When a housemate scams you off utilities, rent, and internet by completely overcharging every housemate by exactly $20 to fund a flight to Australia.
Accountant: oh your rent receipts don’t make sense, you’ll get audited. Looks like scamming hann got you.