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mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by lovepier September 19, 2021

Monsterism

The act of drinking large amounts of Monster energy drinks is known as Monsterism. Monsterism is a serious disorder that can lead to negative health outcomes such as heart disease, kidney stones, strokes, diabetes, liver failure, and death. It may also result in increased aggression, anxiety, and depression. Monsterism may also cause changes in one's personality and interpersonal relationships. If a person drinks large amounts of Monster energy drinks, this is a sign of a serious addiction. It is important that the person effected seek medical help immediately and receive treatment for this issue.

"Joe drinks Monster a lot" "Oh yeah, he has Monsterism"

by Villagerjj January 10, 2024

'Fuck you' monster

A monster that intends to kick your tuccus and generally makes things difficult for you.

I forgot that the guardian ape is a 'Fuck you' monster

by ScavvBOI November 17, 2020

bang monster

Name used for a guy who banged a good-looking girl, like lengend

Josh: Guess who scored with that chick Mel last night? Marc: You're a bang monster!

by british babe November 26, 2009

gooey monster

Issa very very spooky monster that lives in yo crib

Ahhhh a gooey monster!!!

by Gooey monster December 19, 2017

slurp monster

Slurp monster” is a term used for people who suck your pussy too hard. If someone slurps your pussy like a vacuum cleaner, they are a “slurp monster.” Be a aware of these people, they can suck your organs from your pussy like spaghetti.

AHHH!!! Daddy right there!!! Ahhh your slurping my pussy clean. Ahhh drink my cum. Ahh my organs you’re such a slurp monster AHHHH I can see my liver Ahhh!!!

by Saltyfishsaucesally January 04, 2024

the greg monster

the dark matter that watches when you sleep

the greg monster will find your ip

by wiiz_osc June 27, 2022