Country Dictionary

A monster that intends to kick your tuccus and generally makes things difficult for you.

I forgot that the guardian ape is a 'Fuck you' monster

The Watertown Butt Raping Monster is a mythical creature that resides in the wilderness of Watertown, Wisconsin. If you ever see it, there is no use running. You will die a horrible, painful, death.

“Hey, did you hear about Jim?”
“Yeah I did, the Watertown Butt Raping Monster got him, poor guy.”

If you see one stay 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 feet away. BEWARE: Rapes every one it sees

run its a gg monster

A jib monster is basically a bag hoe or crank skank but wont perform any sexual acts and is always playing the victim. Who will spin any lie to keep you close so she can steal all your jib.

The jib monsters coming over hide all your drugs.

When you cut a battery cable at an awkward angle and nothing will crimp to it.

To bad you're cookie monstering it, or it would fit.