Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Donkeying

when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet. Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king. Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king. Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain. National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.

Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight? Zach: What are they doing over there? Lily: They're donkeying! Andrei: I want to donkey! Lily: NO.

by 86vannilla June 26, 2019

coffee donkey

An under-appreciated barista who has to deal with screaming, entitled Karens all day about over-complicated coffee orders. Made popular by the first episode of the FOX TV series, Scream Queens

"My buddy Joe works as a coffee donkey at Starbucks. I feel bad for him."

by horsetigerelephant October 30, 2021

Pepper Donkey

One of the cutest donkeys known to the golden gates, occasionally wears a fancy hat and is known to to be adorable, fluffy ears and a popular person, pretty cool right? Known to like meese

Have u seen pepper donkey lately? Its his time for :pencil:

by Haz098222 October 28, 2022

Burping the donkey

Testing the airflow of a bong while filling to the correct water level

Doc was burping the donkey so he could get ready to do a dab.

by cheddachris2 June 20, 2022

Burping the donkey

Testing the airflow/water level of a bong or dab rig

Doc was burping the donkey to get ready for a dab.”

by cheddachris2 June 23, 2022

DUMP DONKEY

Breaking up doesn't have to be difficult. We are all jackasses.

Sorry I am not sure who is the jackass in this relationship, please accept this DUMP DONKEY as a parting gift.

by BREAKINGUP JACKASS May 18, 2022

DUMP DONKEY

DUMP DONKEY

Sorry I am not sure who is the jackass in this relationship, please accept this DUMP DONKEY as a parting gift.

by BREAKINGUP JACKASS May 18, 2022