A fork of Rural Dictionary
A gas station where you can get 88% off
Come on down to Adolf's Gas for 88% off!!!
person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler
person two: wait your secretly who?
A very gay man with a weird moustache
Have you seen Bradon? He's a real Adolf Twinkler!
A dude that touches way too many tiddies
Yeah, James is Adolf Tittler, he touched more than 12 tiddies today
Adolf Jerzy the first and last leader of the U.E.S (United Essex States) was a generous and kind man that rose to power in the late 2020s. He sparked a rebellion against the British government which was seen as a failing government which gave Jerzy the idea of liberating the UK. During his leadership of the U.E.S, he made countless of diplomatic friends such as Barry Lumensky who was Jerzy's closest diplomatic friend in the trying times of the U.E.S.
Adolf Jerzy later passed away at age 78 from stage 4 cancer which saw his glories empire come crashing down. He was buried in his home town of Tarnobzeg in Poland where he is constantly being remembered for the actions he took and his caring heart.
Person 1: "Hey Adolf Jerzy was a pretty nice guy back then"
Person 2: "I mean yeah, despite the bad first name"
Barry Lumensky: "You gentle men talking about my friendo Jerzy? He certainly was the best friend and leader the world has ever seen, I still miss him"