Country Dictionary

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CDS

cheesy dick syndrome

omg you've got CDS

by lampshade456 January 03, 2021

CDS

Coronavirus Derangement Syndrome, when someone doesn't actually listen to what a person is saying or writing, but instead accuses them of wanting to kill nurses, babies, small animals, even though they agreed the virus is bad, but their family can't afford to buy bread, so they want to reopen the economy.

Karen obviously suffers from CDS, she just wish 10 people death because they want to go fishing by themselves during the pandemic.

by Dan Montgomery April 30, 2020

CDS

Cat Distribution System.

The CDS never fails.

by Theloverboy23 February 02, 2024

CD's

See dees nuts getting taped to your face

CD's nuts getting taped to your face

by Isayja February 27, 2019

CDS

Champion dick sucker

Damn bro, this one girl was a CDS

by Savage brahs November 08, 2020

CDS

Can't do shit

My boss has CDS. He doesn't even know how to print a document.

Is she late? Does she have inspirational lines in her email signature? Or does she suffer from CDS in general.

I've been in bed watching netflix alone all day. I think I might have CDS.

by kaptein_hook September 04, 2018

melt a cd

Basically saying go fuck yourself without the cussing. Best if you're around family

"go melt a CD"
What does that even mean
"Fuck yourself"

"I melted a CD"
"Damn, to what yo?"
"Lesbian scissoring"

by Jax_Kellington April 28, 2017