A fork of Rural Dictionary
A pretty, usually brown haired (sometimes long), brown eyed, guy. Heath’s are very sweet and caring people with a bit of a funny side. They usually like video games and television. Heath’s are mostly short with a few exceptions. Heath will always be a good friend and a great boyfriend. Heath’s are usually compatible with girls names that start with an H or M.
Person 1: Oh hey, Heath!
Heath: What’s up, Stewart?!
Has a very large penis.
Person: "Oh Heath! That was amazing!"
A person who gets mad easily most times gay
my name is Heath
As a Heath i know that blonde hair blue eyes gets mad easily nice person likes to joke likes doing gym and is a bit lazy (and hungry all the time)
Look there’s Heath
He’s eating… again
(1). A Micropenis
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic
"I would never have sex with you, not with an Alan Heath"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"