A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who has an obsession with funky clothing smells ...preferably dirty underwear,dirty socks ...when going thru a laundry hamper a snarf will pick up pants ,underwear,or anything funky and smell it to load it into a washer
My dog likes dirty socks and is a snarf
To rub your face into a kitten, puppy or other furry creature's face or body fluff. Sometimes to the degree of eliciting a snarf back from said creature.
I need to snarf that kitteh
That pup looks like it wants a snarfing
The act of sneezing that results in a fart. May also result in anal leakage.
My allergies have been kickin my ass, literally. I have snarfed 3 times today! Luckily I brought a change of clothes today.
The act of sniffing girls’ bicycle seats -or-
The person who sniffs girls’ bicycle seats.
1. The young lad was actually a snarf who relished the sniffing of teenage girls’ bicycle seats, especially after they had been riding for an extended period of time. (Noun)
2. The boy would anxiously snarf the girls’ bicycle seats after they dismounted them at the convenience store. (Verb)
1 (verb): When one laughs while they are drinking and the drink comes out of their nose.
2 (verb): To consume something quickly.
3 (noun): A reptile-cat species from Thundercats (1985 & 2011).
1: Orville told me joke while I was drinking my water and it made me snarf.
2: Ellis snarfed up their meal greedily.
3: I was watching Thundercats and I saw those cute little Snarfs!