Country Dictionary

Another word for a lesbian.

Dude that chick is a total labia wrangler

When I’m anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.

My sister dreams of being a lobster wrangler.

Australians.

Holy fuck mate, that roo wrangler drank Bob under the table!

One who wrangles bagels for pleasure.

Person 1: Hey you see Maxwell today at Einstein bros?
Person 2: Haha ya, she was taking those bagels down
Person 1: The best Bagel Wrangler around

A female pedophile. Not leemins !

dab: you a winky wrangler leemins?
leemins: give me a min, I gotta catch up

One who chooses to chase after stank flange.
Someone who loves the smell of rotting flange.
A person who cannot get any pussy other than nasty pussy.

Ted: Hey i pulled another girl last night!
Dave: All you get is nasty puss my dude you flange wrangler

A plumber

Jim just became a certified shit wrangler