Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

lobster

Your true love that you will always go back to = see "Friends" the TV program, Pheobe calls Ross Rachels lobster.

You are my lobster
He is my lobster
She is my lobster

lobster

someone who owns your heart. cannot switch lobster. one person for life.

he's her lobster!

by ccccc28 August 23, 2011

lobster

A lobster is a sea creature that picks a partner and mates for life.

Lobsters mate for life. She's your lobster!

lobster

A slang term for the Australian $20 note due to it's orangey/red colour.

I was at the casino and chucked a lobster down on black and it came up good!

by bratha September 19, 2005

lobster

A derogotory term used by American colonists reffering to British soldiers during the American revolution because of their bright red uniforms.

I shot me a couple of the king's lobsters.

by Paco Renalski October 04, 2005

lobster

Word used for Jordan Peterson and his fans.

A: I hate JP. He says patriarchy never existed.
B: Don't bother with him. He's just a lobster trying to act like he knows it all and tweaks everything to suit his biased views.

(lobster originating from his hand movements)

by lobster repeller July 12, 2022

lobster

To describe a chik that has a mad body, but a bad face.
It comes from when you eat a lobster, you eat the body and throw away the head!
Usually shortened to "lobs"

Synonyms: BUTTERHEAD or PRAWN

The word was used first in NY, but unlike a "prawn", a lobster has a really really ugly face.

Daniel: Man, that chik has a nice ass...
(the girl turns around)
Jeff: Fuck me! Wot a lobster! she s all urs!
Daniel: eew!!... for sure god forgot about her when he was distributing beauty!

by Michael Dig September 25, 2006