A fork of Rural Dictionary
A lobster is a sea creature that picks a partner and mates for life.
Lobsters mate for life. She's your lobster!
A derogotory term used by American colonists reffering to British soldiers during the American revolution because of their bright red uniforms.
I shot me a couple of the king's lobsters.
Word used for Jordan Peterson and his fans.
A: I hate JP. He says patriarchy never existed.
B: Don't bother with him. He's just a lobster trying to act like he knows it all and tweaks everything to suit his biased views.
(lobster originating from his hand movements)
To describe a chik that has a mad body, but a bad face.
It comes from when you eat a lobster, you eat the body and throw away the head!
Usually shortened to "lobs"
Synonyms: BUTTERHEAD or PRAWN
The word was used first in NY, but unlike a "prawn", a lobster has a really really ugly face.
Daniel: Man, that chik has a nice ass...
(the girl turns around)
Jeff: Fuck me! Wot a lobster! she s all urs!
Daniel: eew!!... for sure god forgot about her when he was distributing beauty!