A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you go up and down someone's body, tapping at the erogenous points (nipples, sides, belly button)
1. Yo Carly played the reverse piano on me yesterday.
2. Man, I almost had a reverse piano going but his parents cane home.
A super cool harry potter twitter stan groupchat where a bunch of crazy ass girls simp for every character in harry potter, till they cry over how much they want to start a life with them 😋
“omg do you know who the piano notes gc is?”
“no, who tf are they?”
“trust me, you don’t want to know.. they are crazy ass bitches”
A godlike creature, also called "Grand Master", who became big and thicc after putting thousands of lebenden Totgeburten (living stillbirths) into his Laktissimus (Latissimus), cheeks and lips. He is often accompanied by his Gehilfen (assistant) Kai Greene.
Mr Piono (Rich Piano) : Give me all of them tasty living stilbirths, i want to put them into my Laktissimus!
Gehilfe (Kai Greene): But Grand Master, that's very dangerous! Nobody has done this before!
Mr Piono: *screaching* GIVE EM' TO MEEE!!!
Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...
Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?
Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.
Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.
Hangman- Hahahahaha.
A way to describe straight people who tend to call homosexuals or anyone apart of the LGBTQIA+ community "skittles"
(Because yknow the straight flag looks like a piano key idk how to use it in a sentence)
When a proctologist shows too much enjoyment in his work. Usually with multiple fingers as if playing the piano. The "high g" is usually the most menacing.
When I turned 50 I knew I would have to see the Dr. But I didn't expect him to "Dance on the piano".