Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

plumber

Any member of any team in the National Basketball Association who is lacking the requisite athleticism one might usually expect from a hoopster who is earning a salary that could feed a third-world nation. The term is derived from the NBA's "plumber's era" (1988-1995) when expansion teams diluted the talent pool in such a manner that fans would complain that perhaps these ballers were not pulled from blueblood college programs or elite overseas leagues, but rather the owners were attempting to pass-off (no pun intended) members of a blue-collar profession such as plumbing as actual star performers.

You can't blame LeBron James for not winning more rings than Michael Jordan, he always had to carry a team full of plumbers!

by Simon Trinculo June 14, 2023

Plumber

A derogatory term describing a white basketball player. Presumes that the white basketball player is unathletic and inferior in skill and basketball awareness.

Jordan is not the goat because he played against a bunch of plumbers in the 80s.

by LuckyAFbox January 03, 2022

Plumber

A derogatory term used to describe a white basketball player. The term Presumes that the white basketball player is unathletic and inferior in skill and basketball ability. The term was once invented to describe an era in the 50s where a basketball players minimum salary required them to work a second job to make ends meet. However the term plumber has since evolved/devolved to describe a white player in any era, including the modern NBA.

Jordan is not the goat because he played against a bunch of plumbers in the 80s.

by LuckyAFbox January 03, 2022

Plumber

Someone who scored against Tottenham

Omg that’s two goals for the plumber

by Gcl November 27, 2021

Plumber

Someone that plays with fecal matter because they weren't smart enough to become an electrician

The plumber came to unblock the shitter pipe outhouse

by Mustcookspark August 30, 2019

The plumbers Union

The nemesis mob

The plumbers Union took out Joey yesterday

by Dickballs21 August 16, 2022

Australian Plumber

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman while doing the limbo dance pose.

- Have you seen Lopes do an Australian Plumber in the men's bathroom on that drunk girl at Gonçalo's wedding?
- Yeah ahah, the man is a limbo master!

by StrayaSpeedKing September 13, 2021