Country Dictionary

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Plumber

The man who shows up at the door in pornos. This situation is generally the pretense for some real xxx.

"Plumber? I didn't call for a Plumber!"

by Scripple021 May 06, 2004

Plumber

Someone who charges £15 an hour to scream at running water and wave wrenches at it.

plumber=F***g tap! ARRRggggRRRGggh you c**T, thtll be £60 please.

by Tommy south March 01, 2010

Plumber

A person (most often male) who will replace and/or fix water systems. The plumber will most often have a whiteish beard, a t-shirt with the American flag on it, a worn out trucker hat, a mom tattoo on his arms (who will most likely be very hairy) and most important of all, improperly fitting pants (always will be too small and probably camo print) that will reveal his bum crack AKA the PLUMBERS CRACK.

Lady: Man look at that those pants!

Man: He's got that PLUMBER crack. Somebody has to get him some new pants!

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 February 12, 2018

Plumber

Sex worker in a whorehouse who will perform acts of oral-anal sex the others cannot stand to , due to their relative delicacy.

Hilary wouldn't ream me out, but called in The Plumber who reamed me out good and rooted about like a truffle hound.

by NWA10000 January 15, 2015

Plumber

Sending out a warning, to the person your sending this to that might be killed, beaten up, etc. also to hide the meaning of the warning,

name is a Plumber

(as in the person is gonna get stabbed etc.)

by Ańnonymous November 14, 2019

The Plumber

A tantric sex technique in which a man and a woman remain joined in penetrative sex for a long period of time, with neither partner trying to achieve orgasm at any time.

So called because "you stay in all day, but nobody comes".

Lily and I stayed in bed all day last Sunday and tried The Plumber for 7 hours. She was still sore the following morning.

by tropical January 10, 2009

plumber

noun: A man who has sex with many, many women.

They call me the plumber, 'cause I'm always layin' the pipe.

by been 'jammin July 08, 2005