A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're feeling low and you're from bates county Missouri all you would do is simply get some jack daniels from the local casey's, add some of your local meth and put into a cup, and finally for the sugar you add a lot of cocaine for that extra boost.
"Man that Bates County Sweet Ice Tea kept me awake for a week straight!" or "Bro let over dose on that Bates County Sweet Iced Tea, heard it's the strongest stuff around!"
When you order a takeaway and believe you have enough time to masterbate and it arrives prematurely.
What are you doing tonight? Think I'm gonna stay in and pizza-bate
When an escort posts enticing hot pics online of someone else to pull in punters in the hope that they either will have forgotten by the time they turn up for the session with her or will be so desperate to get it on that they won't mind.
The girl looked very different from the pics. Not sure if they'd been taken a few years' ago before she put on weight, if they'd been heavily photoshopped or if it was.a bate and switch job.
When the porn you’re watching cuts to the guy’s taint right when you are about to nut.
So I was about to cum to Angela White’s tits bouncing when boom, I got Bate and Switched. Worst nut ever.
The act of staying in the bathroom an extra length of time to masturbate. Also see Febreze Fap
Mmmmm....that felt so fucking good i dont think i'll ever be able to beat that Bathroom-Bate.