A fork of Rural Dictionary
The meaning behind something in the universe being there and known. It is very gay and often sucks ass.
Person 1: God the existence of that table is so shitty. Person 2: Yeah, why is it a thing?
Life is like a rose it looks pretty but when you touch it is immense pain
a curse placed upon everyone and everything to ever be
"existence sucks ass"
Refer to life, existence is also a disease. The disease cannot spread, but anything, anyone has this disease since they were first welcomed to this cruel world. Oh, you Karen think YOUR ANTI-VAXX METHOD is gonna save you from this thing? WRONG. YOU’RE DEAD WRONG. In fact, even if you were vaccinated, you can’t get away from it anyways. It kills people slowly, but have a 100% fatality rate, there was no cure, there is currently no cure, and there will be no cure for this disease. How long this disease takes to kill a host is based on the host itself. A plastic piece can last to 100 years while a college student stuck in student loans takes as much as 14 years. It is the main reason for depression and almost any other diseases.
“Oh hey dude you got existence right?” “Yeah that blows man i hate existence”
Existence is a non-tessellating fractal of truth and false
Existence is the set of 1, 0, and everything else