A fork of Rural Dictionary
There is actually no definition at all, because this is not a real thing.
Dan: "Hey guys, I'm new in town and I cannot wait to get some Chicago Style Chips and Salsa"
Everyone else: "Dafuq? That's not a real thing bro. Go home, you're drunk."
"Mexican Salsa Yes" is a phrase created by Smosh cast member Amanda Lehan-Canto, in an episode of the Smosh spin-off podcast Smosh Mouth. It was originally used in an older video of young Amanda on an internet food show.
"I LOVE margaritas. Sweet, tangy, mexican salsa YES."
a frase refering to blood with chunks of flesh in it.
lets make some mango salsa in gears of war.
The residual semen exiting the vagina after ejaculating in a girl while on her menstrual cycle.
You should seen the dick salsa run down that chicks legs when she stood up after we bumped nugs.
the unspeakable fluid that drips within a woman's underwear liners . a substitute name to be used rarely in case of it being used in public.
'MUM THE FORBIDDEN SALSA IS BACK GET THE PADS'
As the tongue wiggles it also comes in and out of the mouth
Oh, do you and Logan like to tongue salsa to the Macarena?
Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.
"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."