Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Crowd Marketing Company

Phrase that identifies a company as a type of investment Scam aka Ponzi Scheme Can also be referred to as Multi Level Marketing or Pyramid Scheme

Friend: Bro did you hear about this new investment company called Crowd1 its a Crowd Marketing Company Me: Dude, get your money out! that is a Ponzi Scheme like Bitconnect

by MaxZeeMus May 24, 2021

E-Crowd Surfing

...to gain attention with online media in an attempt to engage with audiences.

"He only posted that selfie to go e-crowd surfing."

by xJTxx April 22, 2023

Crowd Birthing

The act of defecating on people whilst crowd surfing

"Did you see that guy at the music festival last night? he was crowd birthing, the dirty bastard."

by phantapants November 08, 2021

crowd-roping

When you captivate an audience by your actions or your speech to the point you have everyone's attention and they leave talking about it.. you have roped them into your conversation.

David was crowd-roping yesterday when he told them about his vacation.

by joyful Bliss June 08, 2010

Crowd Control

When you walk-up to someone annoying you and you announce you farted, even when you didn't, just to get them to leave your space.

I really need to do some crowd control, this party is getting out of hand.

by barnstormer January 27, 2023

Gideon Crowd

A crowd so big and dense that you have to get in a line just to walk anywhere. Named after the Star Trek: TOS episode "The Mark of Gideon", where the planet Gideon is heavily overpopulated due to a lack of disease, and people are crowded in everywhere.

Forget it. I'm not waiting an hour just to walk around and get into another line. I'm staying away from that Gideon Crowd!

by Always Obsessing December 30, 2021

Crowded House

Anal sex with someone with hemorrhoids.

Jake: "That girl was sexy af! Did you have sex with her?" Ian: "She only wanted anal! Too bad she had hemorrhoids! Was a total Crowded House"

by BettyBigg May 08, 2017