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Wal mart Game face

Wal mart Game face, When you are too horny to go into even a Wal Mart without looking like you want to fuck.

Tracy was so horny she had to put on her Wal Mart Game face so she wouldn’t turn on the handicapped greeter!

by Mr Shocker October 23, 2006

Wal Mart sack lunch

The act of a man penatrating a women from behind while eating a roast beef sandwich made with great value wal-mart brand off of her back.

The large man was happy to be able to make love while eating at the same time while performing a wal mart sack lunch.

by ogtripleog615 September 28, 2010

Dr. Wal-Mart

A doctor in a clinic, usually in a wal mart or other store like target, that has basically no medical knowledge, and only exists as a means to get perscriptions when you don't have a real doctor. You usually dont go to said doctor for a diagnosis, as they are to dumb to give one.

Mom: Jill has strep. Dad: I'll just take her to Dr. Wal-mart.

by dgallina03 June 07, 2009

Jump in your wal-mart

To have sex with. Occasinally meaning to rape.

I'm going to jump in your wal-mart. ; He totally jumped in her wal-mart last night!

by Sloane Blefferson April 12, 2008

Wal Mart at 10:30 p.m.

Where the lowest social class imaginable goes to shop or (more likely) just hang out. Great place to go if you have a low self esteem.

"I really felt good about myself after I went to Wal Mart at 10:30 p.m."

by Kindagawky2 January 08, 2010

99 cent wal-mart porn

when employees at wal-mart are underpaid and need to make a little extra money they have sex in random places with random things

well one day i was in the video store and decided to rent 99 cent wal-mart porn and it was utterly disgusting but very pleasurable

by Max C. July 21, 2008

Brown Wal-mart Plastic Bag

When Some Has Explosive Diarrea And Shits On A Wal-Mart Bag

Oh I Drank To Much Last Night At McWolf's Pub And I Brown Wal-Mart Plastic Baged!

by Seagulls Of Satan August 03, 2008