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Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.

Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 07, 2024

Lil Flo

She’s a hella badass person who love parties and can dance all night. She’s a little freaky but everybody loves her. Not emotional at all but if she drinks the whole world will know her life story. She’s artistic and witty and listens to music all day long.

Shes hella cool as Lil Flo

by Lilflo June 22, 2020

Slow flo

A Mexican-Jewish doctor that’s slow to write orders despite being told thrice

Hey slow flo can you write my orders before you go home

by King leo69 January 26, 2021

Floed

To be the best at one singular activity.

I’m like Floed at golf

by Soic February 17, 2025

Flo stick

A menthol 100 cigarette you bum off an older female smoker because your habit has left you without the desired type of tobacco after a long night of debauched revelry. Your Good Samaritan of nicotine normally resembles a stereotypically haggard-looking diner waitress, aptly named Flo.

Drinking buddy A: "Dude, do you have any more smokes?" Drinking buddy B: "No, man, I'm all out, but I was able to bum a Flo stick off that older lady over there."

by bloomintemp8 October 13, 2011

Punch da flo

The art of hardcore dancing when you randomly punch the floor as hard as you can to the music.

yo, my hands are bleeding how? I just punch da flo!

by asams14 November 10, 2008

Flo hoe

A Flo Hoe is a very special type of hoe. These are the hoes of Florence, New Jersey. Typically found throughout the whole town but not limited to the Florence high school. Florence is known as Flo town, so the hoes in that town are Flo Hoes.

We went to a Florence home football game and there were about 50 Flo Hoes crowded by the locker room.

by Shinysaphyre March 20, 2016