A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hard core Russians who do not talk,smile, and or even acknowledge your existence. Even while in your country and or on vacation abroad.
The zipper mouths walked by on New Years Eve. With no festive greeting and lacking any other facial emotions. Cold stare straight ahead even when invited to communicate.
A married police officer who cheats on his wife
I know of at least 5 zipper cops in my time.
Like a trouser snake but the Russian Boar kind
When you hear a zipping and a growl….get ready for the Zipper Hog
When you squeeze your foreskin in between your pants zipper
I accidentally Pipper Zipperd mself yesterday .
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...
when your about to bang a girl and the guy zips his pants down and blows his load
I got a zipper poper on your mom last night.
A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.
Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.
My drysuit's got Santi Zipper"