Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Afternoon Tea

When bong water comes up through the hole into your mouth hole

damn dawg i was hitting that bong earlier and ended up having afternoon tea

by poopfartbuttmotherfuck February 26, 2022

Mountaineer's Tea

n. A mixture of lemon-lime soda and unsweetened iced tea.

Waitress: So, just sweet tea?
Man: Could you make mountaineer's tea?

by Latino Banana October 24, 2016

slim tea

a drink that makes your bowel movement go brrrr, in hopes of getting yourself skinnier. But you’ll never lose weight, the only thing you’ll lose is your sense of dignity.

M: Did you drink the slim tea I gave you yesterday?
C: Girl! yes, I couldn’t stop pooping till’ 3 in the morning

by I’m A Ghost May 03, 2021

Like a right Hobnob in the tea

To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.

Stop it! You're ruining it for us! You're acting like a right hobnob in the tea!

by Dontleavemeunattended April 26, 2021

Spilling tea

Spilling tea means telling secrets of others in gen-z language.

This girl is really spilling tea right now

by December 22, 2020

tequila tea

a set of sweaty and salty testicles in your mouth, made by collectingw and chefgrant

come on baby, give me a tequila tea

by chefgrant August 22, 2024

Arizona tea

A drink that a lot of people love probably only cause it’s 99 cents or they just love tea like I do. Also a Drink that will always be cheap and tastes good asf everyday.

Omg Arizona tea is the best cheap drink everrrrrrrrrr

by My life is an L.com June 02, 2022