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Hobnob

To dip your penis into a friend's drink when visiting the toilet in a bar

Chas went to the toilet so I hobnobbed his pint of lager

by webmills August 14, 2019

Hobnob

An unusually girthy Penis, with a flat bell, of an oaty nature.

I could barely fit it in my mouth he had such a large hobnob.

by Crusaders fo hobnobs-oaty wars December 11, 2011

Hobnob

Another word for tea bagging when you consider how often do you re-dunk a tea bag compared to a biscuit, specially a hobnob.

That's called a Hobnob then

by TeddyMan June 08, 2011

Hobnob

Like a Hobgoblin is a part-goblin, the word hobnob can be used as a noun to describe someone who is a bit of a knob. It is a playful term as it is not as bad as being a full knob. Can also be spelt as hobknob.

"Mate, you're a bit of a hobnob."

by The Majestic Menice April 08, 2010

hobnob

hobnob v 1. to mingle, usually with the upper class of society. The verb hobnob originally meant “to drink together” and occurred as a varying phrase, hob or nob, hob-a-nob, or hob and nob, the first of which is recorded in 1763.

"After the opera, we hobnobbed with the foreign heads-of-state."

by Equator December 16, 2004

hobnobbing

To hobnob means to chat and share a laugh and a drink in the presence of other people at a function or party.

I do love hobnobbing at all those various hobnob do's that I do go too. Or Quit yo hobnobbing beeatch before I bitchslap you round the face!!

by Mr. Alan April 07, 2006

hobnobbed

when a married woman goes out with an attractive girl friend to a bar or spa party, so she can get her friend to hook her up with a quickie

my wife got hobnobbed at that house party last night

by davidnadelle October 02, 2008